Tumblr, I have never been drunk in my entire life. I’ve never even had a single drink of alcohol.
SHOULD I GET DRUNK TUMBLR?
I am honestly asking you.
It doesn’t seem like any fun, it seems so stressful before and after.
I’ve never been drunk in my life either, and I’m way older than you (34). I have had sips of wine in church as a child, but that’s the only alcohol I’ve ever had.
It’s not an essential life experience. People will tell you it is, but it’s not. If you don’t want to do it, don’t.
Would you listen to a mechanic who’s never driven a car? Of course you wouldn’t. So take it from me. I’ve, uh, driven a helluva lot of cars. Get drunk.
SMOKE REEFER.
