March 2012
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February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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hash has turned me into pocahontas
So as an American in a state without medical, it is pretty difficult for me to get my hands on alternative forms of CB1 and CB2 agony. Top-shelf headies are no problem, but edibles (food, drink, or candy enhanced with activated cannabis in the form of cannabutter or oil and concentrates are usually more or less impossible to come by. Recently, however, I was able to pick up some great hash that...
November 2011
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October 2011
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NO! If they legalize weed..the price will go way...
kissmefirst:
Think about all the lovely drug dealers that would lose their jobs. You selfish bastards!
I’m not really sure you understand the economics here. If we legalize weed they will grow it like they do any other crop—industrially and en masse. Even after (the no doubt exorbitant) taxes, once the weed industry puts down roots (so to speak), you will be able to go to a...
September 2011
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August 2011
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125 year old claims her secret to long life is... →
anticapitalist:
So much win.
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July 2011
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June 2011
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All I want
is a dealer who knows how to communicate and has the common courtesy to do so.
April 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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“POSESSION OF MARIJUANA, MORTON AVENUE: On Jan. 28 tenants complained to police...”
– Man tells police he ‘buys only the best’ marijuana: Fairview Park Police Blotter
love the cleveland metro police blotters
(via anthropophagous)
January 2011
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being a stoner isn't about how much you can smoke,...
aspeckamongdots: it’s all about lovin mary jane
Truth. However, if you can smoke a lot, and you do have terrific weed and awesome pieces, and you can blow smoke rings and you do know everything about weed and you don’t cough unless you engineer the hit to induce coughing…
you might be what we term a Weed Elemental*.
* e.g. me, Blando Calrissian
December 2010
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The Stoner Gods Are Angry →
Read this you stoners, unless you don’t like to read things that are TERRIFIC.
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today i made a grievous error
As I contemplated the long journey from my scholarly retreat in the wilderness to my ancestral domicile, the question foremost on my mind was that of the bong.
The bong in question having been designated an “apartment bong”, I was loathe to take it all the way down the interstate, potentially exposing it to all manner of unforeseen peril, but the thought of facing the unspeakable...
November 2010
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[adult swim] Stoner Hell
Cartoon Network East - 5 Hour Energy Commercial
Cartoon Network West - Education Connection Commercial
Dear sweet obviously nonexistant christ how do these two companies have so much money they can buy two years worth of late night ad time from adult swim but so little money that their commercials are so terrible that the sheer distress, confusion and rage they induce causes the viewer to shit...
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October 2010
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my friend matthew the physics major
Matthew: And the trains... are... just like the benches... march three by three... Pi. E pi.
Me: There are so many pressures in my face.
Matthew: We're all boxes. Flat boxes.
August 2010
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mom's high school friend is here for dinner, 42...
Me: Are you sure Mom wasn't a grand-slam beer pong champion in high school?
Ms. Guest: (laughs)--
Mr. Guest & Dad: We didn't have beer pong in high school.
Me: There was a time before beer pong?
Dad: Definitely no beer pong.
Mom: Bong pong, maybe.
May 2010
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Live From Holland
As many of you know I am not only a scholar and a gentleman, but also a globetrotting wanderlust king. Well, the winds of fortune have finally guided my weary feet to zion, and I am happy to report that zion is located in the Netherlands.
In the last 24 hours I have purchased
1g Super Silver Haze
1g Lemon Haze
1g Blueberry
2.5g Superpohln Hashish
1g White Widow
and was given*
1.5g Jack...
April 2010
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Clouds
Clouds are strange. I think just about everyone has made their peace with them, as humans are wont to do when they are exposed to the same thing nearly every day of their lives, but clouds seem to me a particularly unlikely atmospheric phenomenon, enormous billowing masses of gasses, drifting pendulous and ethereal through the air.
And we’re lucky here on Earth. If you see a cloud coming...
the relevant numbers
delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) Flash Point: 149.3 °C cannabidiol (CBD) Flash Point: 206.3 °C Cannabinol (CBN) Flash Point: 212.7 °C cannabichromene (CBC) Flash Point: 174.2 °C cannabigerol (CBG) Flash Point: 207.2 °C delta-8-tetrahydrocannabinol (delta-8-THC) Flash Point: 144.5 °C tetrahydrocannabivarin (THCV) Flash Point: 137.6 °C
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Tumblr, I have never been drunk in my entire life....
youngmanhattanite:
andrewtsks:
attackshipsonfire:
SHOULD I GET DRUNK TUMBLR?
I am honestly asking you.
It doesn’t seem like any fun, it seems so stressful before and after.
I’ve never been drunk in my life either, and I’m way older than you (34). I have had sips of wine in church as a child, but that’s the only alcohol I’ve ever had.
It’s not an essential life experience. People will...
March 2010
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February 2010
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Lady Gaga gave my mp3 player gonorrhea
I have a fairly high-end touch screen media player, and it she is a little pirate whore. I should have known this would happen eventually.
A couple months ago I downloaded a Lady GaGa torrent. Everything was great for about three weeks. And then all the files stopped working. And my mp3 player I guess didn’t really know what to do about that when they would come on random, and would send...
Watchyeah, that is Marilyn Monroe.